-Q: How can you tell the difference between an attorney lying dead in the road and a coyote lying dead in the road? A: With the coyote, you would see skid marks.
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What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer?
-A hooker will stop screwing you after you are dead.
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-Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Three. One to climb the ladder. One to shake it. And one to sue the ladder company.
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